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zenabby — 2008-08-30T05:36:00Z

LOOK!!! IT'S DIGIBURN!!! (digitalburning in case you don't know and you should)

Totin' jesus

zenabby — 2008-08-14T19:07:25Z

I may have posted this already, but maybe not. AnywayS, Jesus gets everything. What the hell? WHAT ABOUT ME, DAMMIT? And I'm so getting this.

Does this many pounds make my ass look fat?

zenabby — 2008-08-14T13:57:00Z

ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
The British National Lottery,
Wishes to Congratulate you on your success as one of our Ten(10) Star Prize Winner of the Online International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held 14th August, 2008 in London. This makes you the proud owner of a prize of £1,856,652 Pounds. To begin processing of your prize. Contact claims officer via below informations:

Name: Bar Janet Wasborn
Phone: +447011137932
E-mail:jwasborn12@live.com
Contact him with your Serial No: S/N-472-9768-79
Also provide listed informations:
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Yours sincerely,
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Senior Claims Officer.

Het UMC St Radboud staat geregistreerd bij de Kamer van Koophandel in het handelsregister onder nummer 41055629.
The Radboud University Nijmegen Medical Centre is listed in the Commercial Register of the Chamber of Commerce under file number 4105562

FUCK NATURE, DAMMIT.

zenabby — 2008-08-13T07:23:00Z

My cat, (yeah, the one who bit me and made my hand swell up like Mickey Mouse) is a hunter and last night had a tiny bunny in his mouth and I snatched it away from him. The poor little thing was mangled and I tried to fix it with antibiotic ointment and to feed it with an eye dropper. It made it through the night, but looked so pitiful this morning I took it to the animal shelter because I didn't have the balls to put it out of its misery. They were nice there, but very matter of fact about "nature" and "survival' and all that cruel shit.
Jesus wept
Abbs did too.

Happy Auntie Birthday

zenabby — 2008-08-05T17:44:27Z

I absolutely had to steal this, Mah Curlz made it. ZOMG, It was a plotzapaloozafest. THIS IS THE BEST EVAAAAAH. Ahem

Blackberries

zenabby — 2008-08-01T16:41:23Z

Picking blackberries with cat bite fever

Picking with rubber gloves on

zenabby — 2008-08-01T16:32:20Z

10 Things that may or may not have happened in the last two days

zenabby — 2008-08-01T03:31:00Z

1. I won the Irish Lottery
no, really, I did. The guy who emailed me said I did, anyway.
2. I buzzchatted with Bozzle and tried to connect with cephallus---but he was too fucking slow. Gotta love him anyway.
3. Cat bite (wasn't his fault, as I may have stated earlier. I was torturing the stupid cat and he bit the crap right out of me. It got infected and I had a really painful tetanus shot, and a prescription for some ridiculously expensive antibiotic, which I bitched about so much that the hospital gave it to me for free.
4. My hand swelled up like Mickey Mouse.
5. My son missed his flight that I paid a zillion fucking dollars for and I paid another zillion for him to take another because customer service for US Air is, as we know, based in Mombasa (or Niagara Falls) and I swear to god I hope every single US Air employee falls into the Grand Fucking Canyon, through the little toilet on the fucking plane.
6. The ER doctor, who probably thinks I am the biggest loser EVER, was unbelievably kind. He asked me why I don't have a family doctor and I asked him, "Why the Hell do you think?" I have no insurance. He suggested I come back to be looked at on Sunday, and told the triage nurse to just let me in. This after I mocked his shoes---twice---some kind of weird sandals.
7. I lied to the Animal Control person on the phone from the ER. She was grilling me about the cat and it's my fucking cat and it doesn't have rabies, and I gave them Boz's phone number instead of mine.
8. I made a cd for The Ladies Home. It has a lot of music from the 20's and 30's.
9. I picked blackberries with a rubber glove on, and it was so hot out that the glove and the bandage slipped right off. Go figure.
10. There was more, but I can't think now---my mother is babbling in my ear about nonsense and I may kill myself. Not really, but it's pretty early in the morning and now I understand Boz's reluctance to ask MB about the Boswell Sister's at 10 pm.
Ahem
Jesus wept
have a good day my friends.
PS....
Then I went out to water the hundred or so plants I dug holes for and planted, for my mother, and one of the guys next door, who I am very nice to ALL THE FUCKING TIME, ran over some of the basil and let their dog crap in the yard and pull up a tiny tree I planted. I replanted everything, went to the store, and cried for a half hour in the parking lot. After I stopped sniveling, I went into the store and wouldn't you know, some guys said, "SMILE!!!"
Oh god....I said, "Fuck you, die."
Then I came back and now I'm writing a letter to the shitheads next door that begins: Dear fuckwads...
Jesus wept...again

Stupid kitty bastard

zenabby — 2008-07-30T04:33:00Z

I was playing with stupid mean kitty face and he bit my wrist (top and bottom!) and now it's swollen and it feels like it's broken. Bastard. He still slept in my bed though. It wasn't his fault, as I was teasing him and he has no claws (I didn't do it). I'll probably swell up like a balloon and die now because I won't go to the emergency room, like Boz or any other simpy guy would, and I'm afraid they'll want to give me a shot, AND THAT HURTS EVEN WORSE.
Fucking kitty.

Garden, Eastman House

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:51Z

rochester 039

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:50Z

George's awesome library

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:49Z

Eastman House

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:48Z

It is said that he threw his drawers up there to dry

rochester 015

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:47Z

Note to friends

zenabby — 2008-07-28T04:10:46Z

Really chilling---George Eastman was 77 and infirm, when he wrote this note and then shot himself.

Real estate saint

zenabby — 2008-07-27T18:25:52Z

jesus repair

zenabby — 2008-07-27T18:25:51Z

jesus notes

zenabby — 2008-07-27T18:25:50Z

Jesus Lip Balm

zenabby — 2008-07-27T18:25:49Z

Jesus bank

zenabby — 2008-07-27T18:25:48Z